Zarfot
FlashReviewer386Entry #3
Damn, trolling at Newgrounds is so fucking easy!
Just type out a few lines of repetitive crap, and all of a sudden you get a hundred or so haters on your News Post.
The best part was when I started receiving death threats. That was just fucking hilarious - I mean, you faggots don't even know where I fucking live! How the fuck are you gonna kill me! Haha!
A special thanks to FallowerOfHank for making my experience even moar fucking hilarious than it already is. You are such an awesome dude.
Also to Food123 for stirring some rebellion, but in the end he turned out to be just as useful as you fuckers.
And last of all, a big thank to anyone who slandered my News Post or emailed me a death threat. I swear, whenever I get one of those, it just makes my day.
P.S - I only wrote this because I was permenantly banned from posting reviews. I'll make an account again when I'm bored enough and start posting my pro reviews again. Then you lot can go back to what you do best - spamming my News Post, thus earning me lots of revenue.
P.P.S - This time, if you comment on my News Post I will respond. So this is probably your only chance to ask me some questions and get a poper response - oh, and feel free to post even more moar death threats. I fucking love those things.
P.P.P.S - Oh ya - I almost forgot: CLICK HERE
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2011-05-31 10:12:13
hmmmmmm i think i might make a new account to troll on
2011-03-14 21:32:35
Trolling makes one man's day but ruins another's.
Derp.
2011-03-10 12:05:29
look guys he will never post a reveiw again. in this message he clearly said that he is completely banned from posting reveiws forever
2011-03-08 23:28:28
u is fune guie god sere.
kan wii plz beecum bsest frednz!??????? :D :D :D :D :D
2011-03-04 12:06:43
I'm not 12, you fucktard, i'm 17.
2011-03-03 15:39:13
Trolling for attention... HAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my freaking god, all this time you were a freakin kiddo that wanted attention! YOU ARE SO FUCKING LAME! Go ahead, insult me, I don't care because you are fucking lame and retarded, it's like being with a fucking 12 year old! THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY
I think we have another 12 year old fuckwit here.
:D
2011-03-03 03:33:04
Zarfot u r gay like ur mom
Better.
2011-03-03 03:25:17
fag
How unoriginal. If you want to insult me at least do it properly, instead of spewing "fag" everytime. Hard to believe, but I do get bored.
2011-03-02 18:24:17
you are an asshole! you use other peoples submissions to get attention? DAMN YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME
Why thank you kind sir
2011-03-01 19:18:43
Ho-kay, see this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqzE5 M5trM It is HILRARIOUS!!
No.
2011-03-01 18:10:55
Dah fuck I hate typos that slip past my eyes. I spot MOST of them: What I meant to say was 14. All you gotta do is look at my information to the right of this crap and hatred -OR neutral guys that will man up and shut up.
Okay, now you're e-raging because you made a typo. Sweet Jesus, just goes to show how goddamn pathetic 12 year olds are.
2011-03-01 18:02:50
You feel like Dirty Capitolist?
Huh?
2011-03-01 11:29:09
can i write a song here???????
Sure.
2011-02-28 21:24:21
NO wait... scratch that last question, I know why now. Yeah it takes me a few minutes to think.
A few minutes is stretching it a bit. I'd say a few hours.
2011-02-28 18:07:43
So when you troll on reviews, what do you give on the STAR rating?
3s, 2s, 1s, 0s, or regular scores on what you like or dislike because no one knows who likes or dislikes that kind of stuff.
FUCK: I KEEP FORGETTING THIS QUESTION!!!
Why do you want us to go to triond.com?
Mostly 3s and 2s.
2011-02-28 18:05:36
Well, I might as well drop all the hatred, and get a little extra brain, and GET to know you before I find out your second Uh... third account.
1: What's your taste of girls singing heavy metal? Here's a prime example. Give it a listen and give your HONEST opinion.
http://www.gamethemesongs.com/Call_of _Duty_-_Black_Ops_-_115_-_Kino_Der_To ten.html
She's done more if you like it. But this one is more recent.
It's gay. No, really. It's gay.
2011-02-28 13:23:50
just kidding loved your troll from the beginning
Really?
I doubt you even had the brains to werk out that I was a troll. Just like the rest of 'em.
2011-02-28 10:54:28
I don't get it why does everyone keep sending deaths threats when u want them to that? anyway BURN ALL OF CAPITALISM BURN RIGHT TO THE GROUND.... i think
"Cos they're stupid troll feederz
2011-02-28 09:28:16
Do you want (sarcastic) death threats? Here's one: I will come to your house, gut you with a swiss army knife, boil your insides, consume them, shit them out and burn it. How's that dude?
Not bad. Much more original than the "I'll knife you to death" ones.
2011-02-27 15:43:54
Okay, sometime we'll troll. I think I have the "skillz", but I might need to watch and learn from you. Oh wait, I already have nevermind. (This incident lol). Anyways, you've have been a cannibal troll too? That's quite interesting. Where would you troll next on? Some-place elsewhere on NG? Or a different site? Also, I didn't know you make $$$ when someone clicks that link. I could spam the hell out of it so you get rich. IF that works like that, I doubt it though.
Once yo click the link, it doesn't earn me any money.
But if you sign up on the page, it will earn me some money.
2011-02-27 10:38:17
btw this comment and the 1 above was by ninja the others where by parana. we share de account.
Noted.
2011-02-27 10:36:19
dam u oh well u famous! p.s what do u really think of madness
I think Madness is pretty cool.
2011-02-27 08:33:28
Instead of NG, why not troll deviantART? Its SO fucking easy to get a SHITLOAD of attention, especially racism :)
I tend to troll sites that I've used before. Deviantart is not one of them.
2011-02-27 02:36:33
Oh, and about the More/Moar thing. I believe Krinkels sucks at spelling then because he spelles more as moar.
So what? I meant to misspell that. And does it look like I care?!
Oh, and it says promptly in the ban that if any evidence of you making a secondary account to get around the ban is found, all your accounts will be terminated and any others will be too. I know this because I was banned once.
The only reason I am still around is because I didn't make a backup account and the ban was only temporary.
The main reason I dig out a hole is because I AM that bored and unlike you richie rich pussies, I am not afraid to get dirty. Or is it that you're too dirty up there in France?
And yes I am 14. Why would I lie about an age that still won't get me around the youtube block set up by the fucked up corporations?
And there are people out there that really would kill over such a reason. Seriously, try the ghetto. Although I don't live in the ghetto, and If I did, i would not leave this house for shit because of all those assholes that steal worthless crap just to make a buck and spend it on Cocaine.
And actually, it only took me 10 minutes to write that comment. Just because I am under 18 DOESN'T mean I am computer illiterate. Here's another comment I wrote in 10 minutes.
Also, while you're at it, you should make your aura evil because you're pretty much some worthless asshole that decided to buy a giant house, or you probably live in the ghetto and robbed someone of their computer, and piss a bunch of people off for your own amusement or force people on how you feel.
And exactly how do you make money off of a bunch of comments?
1) Krinkels does not "suck" at spelling. You are simply fucking retarded. Sometimes on the internets that is how things werk: more ----> moar, like -----> liek, etc. God! Being born in the age of technology, I thought you would have known that already! Dicknozzle!
2) "So what? I meant to misspell that. And does it look like I care?!" Yes, it does actually.
3) "Oh, and it says promptly in the ban that if any evidence of you making a secondary account to get around the ban is found, all your accounts will be terminated and any others will be too. I know this because I was banned once." - Fuckin' drivel
4) "The main reason I dig out a hole is because I AM that bored and unlike you richie rich pussies, I am not afraid to get dirty. Or is it that you're too dirty up there in France?" - alright, this comment is just fucking hilarious :D I cannot believe you are so retarded that you would think that I live in France. Jesus Christ! If I was French my English would not be so fucking good!
5) "And there are people out there that really would kill over such a reason. Seriously, try the ghetto. Although I don't live in the ghetto, and If I did, i would not leave this house for shit because of all those assholes that steal worthless crap just to make a buck and spend it on Cocaine." - moar fuckin' drivel
6) "And actually, it only took me 10 minutes to write that comment. Just because I am under 18 DOESN'T mean I am computer illiterate. Here's another comment I wrote in 10 minutes." - Ya, and you've written about - what - 30... 40 of those comments in all my News Posts combined? That equates up to roughly 400 minutes of your life wasted. As I said, 12 year olds have too much time on their hands these days.
7) "Also, while you're at it, you should make your aura evil because you're pretty much some worthless asshole that decided to buy a giant house, or you probably live in the ghetto and robbed someone of their computer, and piss a bunch of people off for your own amusement or force people on how you feel." - Wow, I'm so insulted (note the sarcasm). As if I give a fuck what some pre-uberscent 12 year old fuckwit says :D
8) I make money by writing articles for a website. On my News Post I add a referral link to that website. Any time somebody clicks that, I get $$$.
2011-02-27 02:20:26
If anyone's a retard, its you. You are off by 2 years on my age. In my Character Description, It says there that I am 12.
And If I were a retard, I wouldn't know how to spell any word that is longer than 3 letters. Although I do make a small spelling error I might not notice because I type too fast.
And for once you didn't say poor effort to that one comment.
"You are off by 2 years on my age. In my Character Description, It says there that I am 12."
That's what I fucking said, you retard. Next time, actually fuckin' read my posts, instead of grinding out several thousand characters of fuckin' drivel. Ya asshole.
And no, you are a retard. A very big one in fact. If you were not a retard you would have stopped posting here long ago. Ya just keep feeding the troll, kiddo. GR8 job
2011-02-27 01:31:30
Zarfot, have you ever considered doing something that requires great speech skills, because you're really fucking good at defending yourself and making other people say "WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DID I WRITE THAT!! DAMMIT HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!" I don't know. By the way have you ever heard of a cannibal troll? It trolls trolls that trolled them in the first place(something like that lol). Anyways, I might want to troll with you sometime elsewhere on Newgrounds, IF you're interested.
Great speech skills? Me?
Nah. In my opinion, any decent person can just hop on a computer and pretend whoever the fuck they want to be and start trolling.
It's just that the faggots here are so fucking stupid, which makes them so fucking easy to troll!
Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if Newgrounders have their IQs in single numbers.
Of course I've heard of a cannibal troll. I've even been one a couple of times :D
And sure, I'd be willing to troll with you, as long as you got teh skillz. Trolling is an art, you know ;)
2011-02-27 01:27:27
Heh. Why am I not surprised XD
2011-02-27 01:22:04
Trolling should be called retarding, because that's pretty much what person is acting like - a retard. Also it's MORE not MOAR. Learn how to spell.
It's an internets thing, you fucking retarded camel shit.
2011-02-26 21:22:30
I pretty much caught on with what troll meant.
But I never knew that they did it for their own amusement. I thought it was because they were rich spoiled pussies that thought they could do better.
Also, I have stoped with the death threats, so If I run into another troll, I will remain calm.
PS: If you're bored, then why don't you use the internet to download games or play flash games?
PPS: Why not animate to pass the time?
PPPS: Do you have a large plot of land with no neighbors around? If so, you could dig a tunnel out of boredom. That's what I do.
Goodbye for now.
Wrong on both counts, buddy.
No, you haven't caught on with what troll means, and no, you haven't stopped with a death threat. If you knew what a troll was, you would have stopped claiming that someone is gonna kill me, because that, itself, is a death threat.
I do play Flash games. I play Newgrounds Rumble and some other games on FunOrb. It's pretty cool. I also write articles on the Internet to pass the time.
Animating is not my forte, kiddo. Tried it and hated it.
And no, why the fuck would I want to dig a hole. Unlike you, I am not 12 years old and so have much less time to do pointless things like that.
2011-02-26 21:18:31
Okay, I am NOT 12. If anyone is 12, its the redneck that lives across my street and I normally am short tempered by nature. Also, we went here because TomFulp was dumb enough, or in my case, nice enough, to NOT block us from visiting Mature content spaces.
Secondly, the people of Facebook MIGHT look smart, but really, they're just extremely autistic kids who create 200 other accounts and then friend requests them, or they look on other people's profiles, and friend requests them for no apparent reason.
Third off, the people on youtube might also appear smart. But REALLY, they're extremely ghetto and a single spelling error or dislike leads into a 10 page arguement of a bunch of retards that don't know how spell themselves. And they like to rickroll alot of other people or post crappy stolen videos, dub them out, and piss them off as origional.
On here, We actually HAVE freedom and can report stolen stuff compared to Youtube which is controlled by corporations that sit on their ass and watch porn and masturbate on it. And the dumbest people somehow become famous and get to be a star of a movie. The Jonas Brothers had their own show. Justin Bieber got his own movie from a few shitty songs that have sayings stolen from other people. There's a submission on here called Hilarious Cat Sleeping... and it sums up pretty much what youtube looks like now.
Moar questions (Fuck I should PM you instead of providing moar of this so-called revenue you speak of)
1: Have you ever heard of The Annoying Orange?
2: Have you ever heard of MysteryGuitarMan?
3: Out of all the submissions you have trolled, were there any you DIDN'T like?
I'll admit, there were a few submissions that I didn't like that you trolled. And I voted them helpful. However, there was one that was supposed to be helpful, but people never noticed what submission it was.
Keep in mind that there are alot of people you pissed off, and they might know hackers that can track your signals to a location and then begin going there with various tools improvised as weapons, and kill you. They might be sent to jail but they might find it worth it. Although, there are super smart people that can steralyze their weapon, and clean their gun to remain hidden much longer. Although, with today's technology, I doubt you'll find anyone like that
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Oh fuck - your retardedness ceases to amaze me....
First of all, why the fuck would you even think of putting so much time and effort into writing that comment? For a 12 year old faggot, that must have taken about 7 holurs minimum.
Secondly, who tha' fuck are you to judge the peoples of YouTube and Facebook? Unlike me, you probably don't even have a fucking Facebook account, so STFU pussy.
Now I will answer your questions:
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. I didn't like your submission; No offence, but I'm about to offend you: It waz shit.
And please, ffs, I am fully aware that there are hackers out there who are capable of finding out my address, but for God's Sake! You really think they are willing to kill me, all because I wrote a few crappy reviews!? Your. Stupidity. Is. Astounding.
2011-02-26 18:29:55
I don't think Krinkels got offended by this. I bet he thougth it was funny. It actually was. If I hade the money and your addres, I would send you a trophy.
Of course Krinkels wouldn't get offended. He's an Internets veteran - he would have werked out that I was a troll when FallowerOfHank told him about it.
2011-02-26 16:05:26
Well getting everything out of the way, you're a pretty nice person when people are quite intelligent. By the way, do you have an Xbox360? Or a PS3? Looking back at the comments all of us made when you didn't reveal you were a troll was pretty hilarious. God, we were so ignorant then, and now too.
I know, hey.
I don't have an Xbox I have a PS3 and DS. I'm not so much in to gaming consoles, I'm more into internet trolling.
And yes, you guys were very, very ignorant - especially FallowerOfHank. He was just plain retarded!
2011-02-26 14:56:53
Well, that was a waste of time.
But about food123, did you tell him your reviews were joking a long time ago or why was he following you??
Food123 is just a downright asshole. He wouldn't understand the definition of troll even if I shoved it right in front of his face.
And I do not know why he was supporting me - he may have wanted some attention himself.
2011-02-26 12:00:52
You're a sad little person.
Sad? I think not. I'm pretty fuckin' happy right now :D
2011-02-26 09:49:15
I was speaking my mind you miserable homo. Really you are truly pathetic. I was just being polite in my best manner. Ok everyone IGNORE this BASTARD. He's not worth it. And don't feed him with anymore death threats he lives on that. Because he is the worst person you can ever meet.
Every time you comment on my post it makes me really happy. Thanks, man keep it up.
2011-02-26 06:06:39
I knew you were a troll all along, i love you :3
We should troll together sometime :D
Will do, buddy.
2011-02-26 01:30:09
Oh I knew you were a troll as soon as I stumbled upon your MC9 review... or was it MC5.5? Oh fuck it it was somewhere on madness. Keep in mind now that you have people that hate you AND know hackers, there are some hackers out there that can trace all your online signals back to your house, apartment, military bunker, or shantytown house. Rendering you unsafe at all. Not that I am taking part in this, but I got moar questions.
1: How exactly do you even find entertainment out of pissing people off? When you see strange cars park in front of your house, you are gonna regret it.
2: Were you paid to troll? Or did you do this because you got so fucking bored that you locked your house completely down and just stayed in the dark with the blinds closed?
3: What's your take on Justin Bieber?
And with that, I am signing off.
PS: I'm not stupid, I am short tempered.
PPS: If you enjoy trolling so much, why didn't you start on Youtube or Facebook?
PPPS: Krinkels breakes his back and puts alot of effort into his madness series. Do you really hate it or was it to piss people off to (regret it) get some entertainment?
1. Google "troll" on the Internet and do some bloody research. God, do you even know how the internets werk!?
2. I am not paid to troll. I do it for self entertainment. And to cure boredom.
3. He deserves to die.
The reason why I choose not to troll on Facebook or YouTube is because the people there are not as fucking retarded as the people here.
And no, I do not hate the Madness Combat series. It is an extraordinary piece of blood, gore and violence. I only reviewed it badly to piss 12 year old fuckwits (like you), off.
Oh, and thanks for the death threat!
2011-02-26 00:55:34
People are so gullible.
And you're one of them.
2011-02-26 00:49:06
Oh!! Sorry Zarfot, I didn't know you loved madness. Fuck my post I made about you. And, I'm pretty fucking stupid for not knowing that you trolling. God! It was pretty fucking obvious. Dammit I can be stupid!!
Yeah, you were pretty fucking stupid - and pretty fucking blind as well.
2011-02-26 00:22:29
hyperactive moronic 11 year old die hard madness fans are the best to troll
Indeed.
2011-02-25 19:15:59
well if you will continue trolling I can troll on your posts too :)
Please do :)
2011-02-25 19:06:07
you want attention??? you r a complete asshole or you r a loser because only them want attention from other people :)
be happy
Yay! Whatta ya know, someone insulted me again!
Thanks for that, MCLV1, you just made me smile :D
2011-02-25 18:49:27
do you want a trophy??? haha LOL
That would be awesome ;)
2011-02-25 18:20:20
Congratulations Zarfot, you have a huge ego. You've come onto this great site and spread hate-speech and trolling, but has it really got you anywhere. Somehow, you seem to have got it in your head that being hated and shunned by the rest of society is a good thing. You call us idiots, but whose the one whose ego is boosted by death threats. Please, go back to youtube, where your kind is accepted, or else do something constructive with your life.
Has it gotten me anywhere?
HAS IT GOTTEN ME ANYWHERE!?!
Fuck! Of course it fucking has! You guys have entertained me day and night for an entire fort-fuckin'-night! There is nothing I can repay you with!
And why the fuck would I return to YouTube, when I get all the attention right here!?
2011-02-25 18:16:20
wow u can talk! are you calling me retarded maybe you should look in the mirror which was kindly placed at the side of your padded cell in your mental asylum. by the way you think were al retarded you must be all you like to do on this site is piss us off. you are pathetic. why don't you just leave already.
Keep going man, you're on a roll!
2011-02-25 16:17:48
Damn it I forgot a question. Did you troll on NG because you actually hate all the stuff on here, or did you just like to piss people off?
I trolled this dump to piss people off. And by doing so, gain lots of attention.
I actually think that some of the shizz here is pretty awesome - I have absoblutely nothing against this place and its animations.
2011-02-25 13:16:44
I don't even know what the fuck happened. May you go into detail?
Instead of me writing out a whole paragraph in detail, why don't you go back a few news posts and check it out yourself. Or do you want your buttwiping as well?
2011-02-25 08:38:56
I'm not going to post anymore death threats. And how could you make Newgrounds so fucked up. You have been the rudest bitch ever. You're pathetic and worthless. You rely on hate because you have no friends. You feel happy when someone gives you death threats because all your classmates give those at your school wait a minute you probably have no education because you're too stupid enough to get in a school. And probably your parents would kill themselves if they found out how weak you are or maybe they already did. And you will never find anyone because people never gives out their location no one will because thats the point of lying. You even betrayed your ally Food123. He stood by you while everyone was against you .He took the brave choice when no one did. And you cowardly ran away. That is so weak that probably your best friends are losers that do cocaine all morning. Also the reason you troll in Newgrounds is because you hate everyone including yourself. FallowerOfHank just was trying his best to protect Newgrounds from you hurting the Animators who worked really hard on their animation I maybe bully some people with physical force because its fun and it hurts less. But you are less than nothing. What did you even achieve to be so disgusting. Food123 if you see this I'm sorry for going against you .Shiezenhammer I'm sorry for calling you a bitch. Zarfot I'm sorry I acted like such a fool on the rest of my other comments. I feel sorry for you really. And the reason I'm regretting is because I have cancer that is not so dangerous but I can still die of it I still got 2 months doctor say I've got 70% chance to live.
MAN!
I thought I knew stupidity, but MAN!, you just take it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!
Boy, some faggots will just NEVER grasp the fact that I am a troll, eh!?
2011-02-25 08:17:32
dude, if you be nice...People will LIKE you....I admire you dude....but if you dont like madness, dont watch them.
Oh God, some people on this retarded website just don't get it, do they!?
I do not hate Madness, I think it is pretty fucking awesome actually. I'm only dissing Madness in my reviews so I can gain moar attention, ya asshole.
2011-02-25 07:35:27
Here is my questions...
1: Are you white or black?
2: In your own words, what is effort?
3: Exactly what is your favorite genre of music? Judging from all your reviews, you hate Techno.
4: Are you gonna lower your standards or post an animation that shows what you were expecting? Keep in mind that NONE of us are working with Hollywood or using Super 3D Software that Hollywood would use.
5: So a good animation focuses 70% on Plot, or is it 50%?
6: When are you gonna move on to art?
7: Why did you review my worst submission when that was the one I wanted deleted manually?
8: What about the Audio Portal? Knowing you I think you're gonna start trolling on there next.
NOTE: I am dropping out of this whole ZMD thing. But I will warn you.
9: Have you ever heard of Hackers?
PS: I knew you were hiding something.
PPS: Thanks.
1. White. My pic is lying.
2. Effort = hard work
3. How many times do I have to tell you, my reviews are lying. They are not my opinion - I write them purely for attention. As for the favorite type of music, I do not have one. But my favorite soundtrack would definitely be Requiem for a Dream. Fucking epic, that is >:D
4. Fucking Hell - I've already been banned from posting reviews.
5. Damnit, you are so retarded! My reviews are NOT based on my opinion! I write them to piss people off!
6. Never.
7. 'cuz it was fucking deplorable and I felt like it at the time.
8. I've been fucking banned, you retarded piece of camel shit.
9. Yes.
And congrafuckulations for realizing that I am actually a troll! Although that is nothing to be proud of. A fucking 12 year old with a fucking half brain could work that out.